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2025-09-23

从前有个牧师,他有急事要去一个地方,因为他比较急,他需要走一条少有人走的荒凉的路。

正在他驾车马车赶路的时候,路上有年轻人朝他招手,他希望能搭个便车。

路上,年轻人说我会拉小提琴,于是就表演了起来,一连拉了10首曲子。

“你看我”年轻人说。牧师转过头,只见年轻人头突然从车上掉了下去,身子也跟着跳了下去,身子捡起了头,站在路上哈哈大笑。

牧师见了,魂都快吓没了。

牧师驾着马车走了一会,路上又遇到一个老人,他朝着牧师挥手,同样是请求搭个便车。

路上,牧师跟老人聊天,说:“刚才我遇到了一个鬼,这个鬼拉的小提琴还是很好听的。”

老人说我也会拉小提琴,于是从自己包裹着拿出小提琴,自顾自的拉了起来。

牧师听了会就跟老人说:“你拉的小提琴真绝。”

老人听后,把自己的头摘了下来,说:“还是我”,哈哈大笑着从车上跳了下去。

原始文章

Long long ago, a vicar would need to get to a place in a hurry. So he chose a wild road walking by few people but very near.

He was driving his buggy. A young man on the way waved to him, he asked for a lifting. The vicar is a good man. Though he is in a hurry, he would give a hand to other.

The buggy was going ahead with two people. For thanking the kind man, the young man began play the violet. He played the violet one song by one song and played 10 songs continually.

Then, “Look at me.” said the young man. When the vicar turned round, the young man lift up his head which split from his body.

The vicar was so scared that almost dead. The young man suddenly jumped down from the buggy , stood at the road, watched the vicar’s buggy running away and laughed so loud.

About an hour age, the vicar could just calm down. At the time, he saw an old woman waved to him and as the same, she asked for a lift.

The vicar is so kind and merciful. He gave a stranger a hand second times.

A short time, the vicar made a conversation with the old lady.

“Just then, I met a ghost whose head can divide from his body. I got such a big fright, but he play the violet very well and is a violet master.”

“I could play the violet too”, said the old lady. She then played several songs one by one.

“You played the violet as well as the young man I met before.” the vicar said.

“It’s me too.” the old lady remove off her head and jumped the buggy. Her laugh sounded more louder than the preview times.

批改后的

Long long ago, a vicar needed to get to a place in a hurry. He chose a wild road used by few people but very near his destination.
He was driving his buggy. A young man on the way waved to him and asked for a lift. The vicar was a good man. Though he was in a hurry, he would give a hand to others.
The buggy was going ahead with two people. To thank the kind man, the young man began to play the violin. He played the violin one piece after another and played 10 pieces continually.
Then, “Look at me.” said the young man. When the vicar turned round, the young man held up his head which split from his body.
The vicar was so scared that he was almost dead. The young man suddenly jumped down from the buggy , stood at the road, watched the vicar’s buggy running away and laughed so loud.
About an hour ago, the vicar could just calm down. At the time, he saw an old woman wave to him, and she asked for a lift.
The vicar was so kind and merciful. He gave a stranger a hand a second time.
A short time later, the vicar started a conversation with the old lady.
“Just then, I met a ghost whose head could divide from his body. I got such a big fright, but he played the violin very well and was a violin master.”
“I can play the violin too,” said the old lady. She then played several songs one by one.
“You played the violin as well as the young man I met before,” the vicar said.
“It’s me too.” the old lady removed her head and jumped off the buggy. Her laugh sounded louder than the previous time.

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