月度归档： 2025 年 9 月

徐一诺是一个非常外向的孩子，非常喜欢跟人聊天。

今天打完流感疫苗后，我跟他准备回家，路上遇到一个卖披萨的摊子。我就想买个披萨当晚餐。徐一诺从来不爱吃披萨。

我在等我的披萨制作的时候，徐一诺就跟卖披萨的老板娘聊了起来。

“你们是今天在这里还是以后都在这里？”

“我们就在这里几天了”

“那我怎么没见过你们”

“我们就在这里几天，过几天我们就去别的地方了？”

“你们为什么要去别的地方？”

老板娘不知道怎么跟小孩解释这个事情，就没回答他。

他从来不吃披萨，但是张口就说：“那我明天还来买披萨。”

老板娘有了这么一个忠诚的顾客，很开心的笑了。

原始文章

Xu Yinuo is very outgoing and like to talk to other strange or familiar people.

After taking a flu vaccine, we are on the way to go home.

We saw a pizza booth is on the side road. I decided to buy one pizza for my dinner. The pizza was just for me because Xu Yinuo don’t like pizza.  

When I was waiting my pizza that was making. Xu Yinuo didn’t want to lose the chance of talking with the boss of pizza booth.

“Are you at there for today or after today?” said Xu Yinuo.

“We are just at there for several days.” the boss said and was making pizzas.

“Why did I not saw you before?” said Xu Yinuo.

“We are already here for a few days.” the boss looked at him and replied very kindly.

Xu Yinuo became to more serious when someone speaked to him with eye contact.

“Why are you going to other place?” said he.

The boss didn’t know how to explain this things and didn’t replied him. The boss just smiled.

Though Xu Yinuo NEVER like to eat pizza, he said, “I will buy pizza tommorrow.”

The boss had a loyal customer and laughed more happylier.

批改后

Xu Yinuo is very outgoing and likes to talk to other both strangers and familiar people.

After taking a flu vaccine for Xu Yinuo, we were on the way home.

We saw a pizza booth was on the side of the road. I decided to buy a pizza for dinner. The pizza was just for me because Xu Yinuo doesn’t like pizza.

When I was waiting for my pizza, which was  still being made. Xu Yinuo didn’t want to miss the chance to talk to the pizza booth owner.

“Are you staying here for today or will you be here beyond today?” asked Xu Yinuo.

“We’re only here for a few days,” the boss replied while continuing to make pizzas.

“Why haven’t I seen you before?” asked Xu Yinuo.

“We’ve already been here for a few days,” the boss said, looking at him kindly.

Xu Yinuo became more serious when the boss spoke to him while making eye contact.

“Why will you go to another place?” asked he.

The boss didn’t know how to explain this sort of thing, so he didn’t replied to Xu Yinuo. The boss just smiled.

Even though Xu Yinuo NEVER likes pizza, he said, “I will buy one pizza tomorrow.”

The boss had gained a loyal customer, so he laughed even more happily.

很久以前我听宋洪兵，说是什么是自驱娃，就是自己有目标能主动学习的孩子。

抖音上也有很多类似的观点，专家叫你怎么培养自驱娃。

作为一个7岁孩子的父亲，我可以很负责人的告诉大家，都是狗屎。

如果有父母炫耀自己的孩子是自驱娃，那他本身就是自驱娃，跟父母教育没有关系，即使他的父母都死了，他也是自驱娃。

原始

About ten years ago, I was single and hadn’t any child. I knew a term , “self-driven child” from an export Song Hongbing who was author of 《currency war》.

The term is very easy to be understood. A child has his own target and self-driven to reach it.

There are a great many of the same options in Tiktok. In these video, an export told you how to teach a child to become a self-driven one.

As a father of 7 years old child, I can be sure to say that all there are bullshit.

If parents showed up his self-driven child, you needn’t be jealous, not his parents teach him to become a self-driven person, he is a self-driven peoson by nature.

批改后

About ten years ago, I was single and had no children. I learned a term “self-driven child” from a conspiracy theory expert Song Hongbing, the author of 《Currency wars》.

The term is very easy to understand. It refers to a child who has their own goals and is self-motivated to achieve them.

There are a great many similar videos about this option on Tiktok. In these videos, experts tell you how to teach a child to become a self-driven one.

As a father of a 7-year-old child, I can say with centainty that all of this is nonsense.

If some parents showed off their self-driven child, you don’t need to feel jealous. It’s not because the parents teach the child to be self-driven, but because the child is naturally a self-motivated.

今天对于徐一诺不是艰难的一天。我打了他一板子。

徐一诺的老师跟我打电话，说让我接他的时候留一下，要跟我说他的问题。

我去接他的时候，老师给我展示了他上课的视频。视频中，他上课的时候，不认真听讲，在来回抛自己的衣服。

但是他挨揍并不是因为上课不认真。

我回来检查他的书包，发现他的橡皮被他掰断了。我之前告诉过他，破坏一件自己的东西，一板子。他是因为这个挨得揍。我打他的时候，他不肯伸出手来，最后被我摁着，在屁股上打了一板子。

更让令人生气的是，他书包里12跟铅笔，每一根铅笔的笔尖多被他故意掰断。我数了一下，一共18个笔尖，这18板子已经记在账上了。

原始文章

It is a tough day for XuYinuo today. He was slapped at his bottom by Jiechi once.

In the afternoon, his tearcher phoned me, said “She wanted me to stay a while and would talk about him with me.”

When I went to pick XuYinuo up, his teacher speaked to me and showed me a video. In the video, XuYinuo was throwing up his coat many times.

Accounding to his teacher, he didn’t pay attention to the lecture at class and was playing coat with himself.

But this wasn’t the reason that his bottom was slapped.

When we got home, I was checking his schoolbag and found his rubber broken. I had already told him that he would be slapped once if he damage one his own stuff.

Beacause this, he was beaten by me.

To make me outrage, his 12 pencils’ point all broke in his schoolbag. He broke the pencils’ nib for fun.

I counted all the pencils’ nib one by one, there are total 18. The 18 slappings were on the ledger.

批改后

It was a tough day for Xu Yinuo today. He was slapped on his bottom with my ferule once.

In the afternoon, his teacher called me and said she wanted me to stay for a while to talk about him.

When I went to pick Xu Yinuo up, his teacher talked to me and showed me a video. In the video, Xu Yinuo was throwing his coat around over and over again.

According to his teacher, he didn’t pay attention in class and was playing with his coat.

But that wasn’t why he got slapped on the bottom.

When we got home, I checked his schoolbag and found his eraser was broken. I had already told him several days before that he would get slapped once if he broke any of his own things.

For this reason, I slapped him

What make me outraged was that the tips of all 12 his pencils in his schoolbag were broken. He had broken the pencil tips on purpose just for fun.

I counted all the pencil tips one by one, there were 18 in total. Those 18 slaps are now noted down.

刷抖音学知识，最近有个非常火的名词，“力工梭哈定律”。我觉得这个名词前的力工可以去掉，因为他描述的是一种传统男性思维，并不局限于力工，只不过是从一个力工嘴里说出来。

这个词描述的是传统男性对人生道路毫无新意的想法，包含了传统男性的对婚姻和传宗接代的看法。

他们对自己非常抠门，努力工作攒钱，然后一把梭哈到彩礼里，找到一个女性结婚，然后生儿子，传宗接代。

这个词因为很好的概括了一部分传统男性的想法，所以很快就在抖音火了起来。

原始

Following Tiktok, gaining knowledge. There is a very hot word – “Laborer All-in Law” these days.

It did not aim at laborer, but it was been summarized from a passage that a laborer said.

The word generalized some traditional men’s view of life.

These men is very stingy to themselves, and saves for years. Then they put all their money into marriage and are trying to get a wife. They can have a boy who inherited them after they get married.

For the ancient Chinese people, more male descendants mean more happy. They think the male can only inherit their blood and family’s surname.

The “Laborer All-in Law” can summarize the traditional and old conception very well.

Human maybe needn’t get married. If so, we can have more time eating, playing, watching more movies, sing more songs etc. Life is so fantastic. After all, 150,000 years’ human’s final destiny is destroyed that like the 10,000,000 years’ dinosaurs.

修改后

Watching Tiktok and gaining knowledge. These days, there is a very popular term – “Laborer All-in Law”.

It isn’t targeted at laborers; instead, it was summarized from a statement made by a laborer.

The term summarizes the life outlook of some traditional-minded men.

These men are very frugal with themselves and save money for years. Then they invest all their savings in marriage in an attempt to find a wife who can give birth to a son.

For the ancient Chinese people, having more male descendants meant greater happiness. They believed that only sons could pass on their bloodline and family surname.

The “Laborer All-in Law” well captures these traditional and outdated concepts.

Humans may not need to get married. If so, we can have more time eating, playing, watching movies, singing songs, and doing everything brings us dopamine. Life is so fantastic. After all, humanity, which has existed for only 150,000 years, will eventually meet its end, just like the dinosaurs that lived for 10 million years. Furthermore, we are just a grain of sand in the universe and are not even a little important.

从前有个牧师，他有急事要去一个地方，因为他比较急，他需要走一条少有人走的荒凉的路。

正在他驾车马车赶路的时候，路上有年轻人朝他招手，他希望能搭个便车。

路上，年轻人说我会拉小提琴，于是就表演了起来，一连拉了10首曲子。

“你看我”年轻人说。牧师转过头，只见年轻人头突然从车上掉了下去，身子也跟着跳了下去，身子捡起了头，站在路上哈哈大笑。

牧师见了，魂都快吓没了。

牧师驾着马车走了一会，路上又遇到一个老人，他朝着牧师挥手，同样是请求搭个便车。

路上，牧师跟老人聊天，说：“刚才我遇到了一个鬼，这个鬼拉的小提琴还是很好听的。”

老人说我也会拉小提琴，于是从自己包裹着拿出小提琴，自顾自的拉了起来。

牧师听了会就跟老人说：“你拉的小提琴真绝。”

老人听后，把自己的头摘了下来，说：“还是我”，哈哈大笑着从车上跳了下去。

原始文章

Long long ago, a vicar would need to get to a place in a hurry. So he chose a wild road walking by few people but very near.

He was driving his buggy. A young man on the way waved to him, he asked for a lifting. The vicar is a good man. Though he is in a hurry, he would give a hand to other.

The buggy was going ahead with two people. For thanking the kind man, the young man began play the violet. He played the violet one song by one song and played 10 songs continually.

Then, “Look at me.” said the young man. When the vicar turned round, the young man lift up his head which split from his body.

The vicar was so scared that almost dead. The young man suddenly jumped down from the buggy , stood at the road, watched the vicar’s buggy running away and laughed so loud.

About an hour age, the vicar could just calm down. At the time, he saw an old woman waved to him and as the same, she asked for a lift.

The vicar is so kind and merciful. He gave a stranger a hand second times.

A short time, the vicar made a conversation with the old lady.

“Just then, I met a ghost whose head can divide from his body. I got such a big fright, but he play the violet very well and is a violet master.”

“I could play the violet too”, said the old lady. She then played several songs one by one.

“You played the violet as well as the young man I met before.” the vicar said.

“It’s me too.” the old lady remove off her head and jumped the buggy. Her laugh sounded more louder than the preview times.

批改后的

Long long ago, a vicar needed to get to a place in a hurry. He chose a wild road used by few people but very near his destination.
He was driving his buggy. A young man on the way waved to him and asked for a lift. The vicar was a good man. Though he was in a hurry, he would give a hand to others.
The buggy was going ahead with two people. To thank the kind man, the young man began to play the violin. He played the violin one piece after another and played 10 pieces continually.
Then, “Look at me.” said the young man. When the vicar turned round, the young man held up his head which split from his body.
The vicar was so scared that he was almost dead. The young man suddenly jumped down from the buggy , stood at the road, watched the vicar’s buggy running away and laughed so loud.
About an hour ago, the vicar could just calm down. At the time, he saw an old woman wave to him, and she asked for a lift.
The vicar was so kind and merciful. He gave a stranger a hand a second time.
A short time later, the vicar started a conversation with the old lady.
“Just then, I met a ghost whose head could divide from his body. I got such a big fright, but he played the violin very well and was a violin master.”
“I can play the violin too,” said the old lady. She then played several songs one by one.
“You played the violin as well as the young man I met before,” the vicar said.
“It’s me too.” the old lady removed her head and jumped off the buggy. Her laugh sounded louder than the previous time.

今天像平时工作日一样，早上7点10分起床。

然后叫醒我的孩子，徐一诺。

然后我就去做三明治，之前每天早上都是给他做手抓饼。

但是徐一诺一直磨蹭，直到我用手狠狠地打了他的屁股他才起床。

吃早餐的时候，也是磨蹭半天才吃完。出门的时候我带了一个棍子，专门打小孩子的棍子。

中文叫做戒尺。

我告诉他，如果他8点不能达到学校，我就戒尺打他屁股一下。

8点了，他还在上学路上，我就准备打他。他就开始哭。

我并不是真的想打他，我想让他早上上学有点紧迫感。

最后我告诉他，如果他下次8点没有到达学校，我就连今天的两下一起打他。

I woke up at 7:10 A.M. as usual on a workday.

Then I woke my child , XuYinuo, up .

Today, I made sandwiches for the breakfast. I used to make Shouzhuanbing for breakfast before.

As I was making the breakfast, I went to tell XuYinuo to get up again. He was very slow at getting dressed, so I spanked him hard. He felt hurt and got up from the bed.

When he was eating the breakfast, he was rather slower. After a long time, he finished it.

Then I sent him to school, but I carried one stick that was made to punish child.

His chinese name is Jiechi.It is so useful and I love it.

I told XuYinuo that I would spank him once if he couldn’t get to school By 8 o’clock.

When it was 8 A.M. , we were still on the way to the school. I got ready to spank him with the stick(Jiechi). He bega crying and used his hands to cover his bottom.

I didn’t really to spank him. I just wanted to put some pressure on him so that he could get toschool on time every day.

In the end , I told him that I would spank him twice if he couldn’t arrive at school on time the next day.

批改后的

I woke up at 7:10 A.M. as usual on a workday.

Then I woke my child , XuYinuo, up .

Today, I made sandwiches for the breakfast. I used to make Shouzhuanbing for breakfast before.

As I was making the breakfast, I went to tell XuYinuo to get up again. He was very slow at getting dressed, so I spanked him hard. He felt hurt and got up from the bed.

When he was eating the breakfast, he was rather slower. After a long time, he finished it.

Then I sent him to school, but I carried one stick that was made to punish child.

His chinese name is Jiechi. It is so useful and I love it.

I told XuYinuo that I would spank him once if he couldn’t get to school By 8 o’clock.

When it was 8 A.M. , we were still on the way to the school. I got ready to spank him with the stick(Jiechi). He began crying and used his hands to cover his bottom. But I thought he pretended to cry.

I didn’t really to spank him. I just wanted to put some pressure on him so that he could get to school on time every day.

In the end , I told him that I would spank him twice if he couldn’t arrive at school on time the next day.

我们伴随着孩子的成长，6岁正好差不多上学

到小朋友进入学校，夫妻之间的感情也就进入了坟墓